We returned home last night after a week up at Orcas Island. It rained for three days; otherwise it was pleasant. The only computer I could find to use had dial-up. Dial-up! I could have taken the ferry and driven five hours home before I got a connection. I was so out of touch. Happily I got caught up with all the important world events on People.com last night, so I feel whole again. I thought I'd share some things I gleaned from our first vacation with two mobile children:
1. Plan a vacation for you and your spouse immediately following the family vacation. You'll need it.
2. If your child is used to sleeping with a nightlight, bring a nightlight.
3. Don't allow your children to wander off with an island child who thinks it's fun to step on snails, unless you think it's a hoot to scrape smushed snails off the bottoms of your children's shoes.
4. Always ask the owner of your vacation rental if the third bedroom is accessible from inside the house. Don't assume that it is.
5. If the menu says "freshly-caught halibut", it could very well mean the fish was recently caught by the chef as he dumped it out of the Mrs. Paul's box.
6. No matter how many toys you bring, you've always brought the wrong ones.
7. Beer. Lots of beer.
8. You, too, can complete the Sunday New York Times crossword puzzle for the very first time. See tip #7.
9. To a child, the passage of the ferry in front of your vacation rental is cause for raucous celebration. Eighteen times a day.
10. The best photos of your child's life are taken on vacation.
I missed you guys!