I indulged in some late-afternoon TV watching the other day and caught an episode of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." In honor of Mother's Day, the audience was filled only with pregnant women and the celebrity guest was a very-pregnant Jessica Alba.
Boy did I have pregnancy envy.
It wasn't the sight of all those smiling women with big bellies that got me feeling that way. It was the sight of all the great stuff they got to take home!
My youngest is 4, so it's been a few years since I've thought about cribs and baby carriers and diaper bags. In that relatively short period of time, baby stuff has become so cool. At regular intervals throughout the "Ellen" show, she announced another spectacular baby item that was to be given to everyone in the audience. An eco-friendly crib and bedding set. The latest light-as-a-feather stroller that folds up at the touch of your pinky. Beautiful diaper bags that look like anything but and cute organic onesies.
I swooned some more at how great the women in the audience looked. I absolutely did not wear such chic clothing when I was pregnant. A woman in a sleeveless Pucci-inspired dress really caught my eye. I would have totally worn that to death. My favorite item of clothing when I was last pregnant? A Gap Outlet long-sleeved white maternity T-shirt, ultimately food-stained from all the eating I was doing.
Those of you who have had babies more recently are probably shaking your heads at my ignorance and envy of cool baby stuff. And really, the chances of me being pregnant again are about as good as the chances of me being the celebrity guest on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." (If only I looked like Jessica Alba...) And, c'mon, I wouldn't get pregnant just for the cool stuff.
But you should have seen the little booties that looked like cowboy boots...
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