All of that holiday stuff is starting to happen -- the Polar Express is running, the Winter Wonderland holiday lights extravaganza has started sucking energy from the grid -- and I've heard rumors that Santa has set up shop at the mall. Can Thanksgiving really be next week? As we say in fake France -- IN-CROY-ABLA!
Monsters, Music and More, Nov. 21, 7pm: Grammy-winning Bill Harley shares stories and music for the whole family. Part of the library's Tapestry of Tales. Parkrose High School, 12003 NE Shaver. Tickets: adults $10, kids $5.
Tapestry of Tales Family Matinees, Nov. 22: Free performances at various libraries around Portland (including Hillsdale, Central, Sellwood and more). Check site for times.
German Holiday Market, Nov. 22-23: Celebrate all things German -- gifts, decor, music, food and crafts -- at the market benefitting the German American School. FREE admission. 3900 SW Murray
Handprint Tiles at Spoiled Rotten, Nov. 22, 10am-4pm: Make a keepsake without all the mess in your own house. $18 per tile. 5656 Hood St., West Linn.
Meet Clifford the Big Red Dog, Barnes & Noble at Clackamas Town Center, Nov. 22 at 11am. Ruff. FREE.
Family Dance at Airplay Cafe, Nov. 22, 10am-Noon: Spin and twirl to a family-friendly DJ. FREE. 701 E. Burnside.
Little Kids Jamboree at Mississippi Pizza, Nov. 22, 4pm: Lorna Miller is a Portland staple in kid's entertainment AND you can drink beer. 3552 N. Mississippi Ave. FREE.
I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Pie, Tigard Library, Nov. 23 at 1:30pm: FREE.
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